The so called 'team' of homocidal beings.

[GLaDOS_]

Hello. This is a so called 'team'. You may apply down below.

This is the application form:

Am I (insert your name here) stupid?
Can I (insert your name here) read and write?
Do I (insert your name here) agree to the fact that we need more cake?
Will I (insert your name here) commit suicide if asked to?

Note that no homocidal being will be accepted. Good luck with applying anyway.

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Am I (insert your name here) stupid? My Mummy says I'm really smart!
Can I (insert your name here) read and write? uf curse dood i canz rite perfuctly
Do I (insert your name here) agree to the fact that we need more cake? But it's a lie
Will I (insert your name here) commit suicide if asked to? Of course, I will live in dreamland.

 

[Thapple_]

Wut....

 

[GLaDOS_]

I may now announce that this so called 'team' is the superior 'team' of this 'community'.