Confession time!

[KyleD]

I ran into a wall and got conccusion.

 

[Hawk62]

One time I strangled a bird... wait what...

I feel uncomfortable with this.

 

[qwErtyVAsdfghN]

Ok. Well. I have a lot. In 3rd grade we had to do these things called "Mad Minutes" . They were basically 60 multiplication problems that you had 1 minute to do. Each time, if you improved you got a piece of candy. And I'm not talking about just any candy here. Eating it was like heaven on earth. It practically became the currency for us 3rd graders. So anyway after the teacher called for us to stop, I would keep going under the table. I got 60 problems done every time. If you got all 60, then you would get 3 pieces of candy. I accumulated enough to be basically the boss of the 3rd grade. Until one day I was finishing up the problems under the desk, and I looked up to see the teacher staring down at me. I tried to hide it but to make a long story short, I got caught.

 

[DatPikachu]

I ran into a wall and got conccusion.

Hey! I got the same thing! Except I ran into a concussion and got a wall

 

[OnlyMathias]

I cut my left arm open (my side that I use for everything expect writing) and I was given stitch like things that held it together. THE BEST part is it happened as I tripped backwards while playing tag. I was a little trippy for the rest of that day after taking a couple morphine pills at once when the doctor gave them to me as well as about 3 boxes with 36 in each box. -- Interesting point in my life

 

[Captain Dak]

Did anyone else notice lots of these had to do with poop?

 

[OnlyMathias]

Did anyone else notice lots of these had to do with poop?

Oddly I did not sure why everyone does stuff with poop.

 

[fatmannumbah8]

Did anyone else notice lots of these had to do with poop?

Poop is interesting is it not?

 

[Captain Dak]

Poop is interesting is it not?

And it certainly is something that goes well with a confession.

 

[qwErtyVAsdfghN]

Poop is interesting is it not?

not really.....

 

[endthebean]

I just farted

 

[fatmannumbah8]

I just farted

I literally just farted milliseconds before I seen this post.